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Shelf Life of Common Foods!

Food

Beer
Unopened: 4 months.

Brown sugar
Indefinite shelf life, stored in a moisture proof container in a cool, dry place.

Chocolate (Hershey bar)
1 year from production date

Coffee, canned ground
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: 1 month refrigerated

Coffee, gourmet
Beans: 3 weeks in paper bag, longer in vacuum-seal bag (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)
Ground: 1 week in sealed container

Coffee, instant
Unopened: Up to 2 years
Opened: Up to 1 month

Diet soda (and soft drinks in plastic bottles)
Unopened: 3 months from "best by" date.
Opened: Doesn't spoil, but taste is affected.

Dried pasta
12 months

Frozen dinners
Unopened: 12 to 18 months

Frozen vegetables
Unopened: 18 to 24 months
Opened: 1 month

Honey
Indefinite shelf life

Juice, bottled (apple or cranberry)
Unopened: 8 months from production date
Opened: 7 to 10 days

Ketchup
Unopened: 1 year (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)
Opened or used: 4 to 6 months (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Maple syrup, real or imitation
1 year

Maraschino cherries
Unopened: 3 to 4 years
Opened: 2 weeks at room temperature; 6 months refrigerated

Marshmallows
Unopened: 40 weeks
Opened: 3 months

Mayonnaise
Unopened: Indefinitely
Opened: 2 to 3 months from “purchase by” date (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Mustard
2 years (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Olives, jarred (green with pimento)
Unopened: 3 years
Opened: 3 months

Olive oil
2 years from manufacture date (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Peanuts
Unopened: 1 to 2 years unless frozen or refrigerated
Opened: 1 to 2 weeks in airtight container

Peanut butter, natural
9 months

Peanut butter, processed (Jif)
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: 6 months; refrigerate after 3 months

Pickles
Unopened: 18 months
Opened: No conclusive data. Discard if slippery or excessively soft.

Protein bars (Power Bars)
Unopened: 10 to 12 months. Check "best by" date on the package.

Rice, white
2 years from date on box or date of purchase

Salad dressing, bottled
Unopened: 12 months after "best by" date
Opened: 9 months refrigerated

Soda, regular
Unopened: In cans or glass bottles, 9 months from "best by" date
Opened: Doesn't spoil, but taste is affected

Steak sauce
33 months (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Tabasco
5 years, stored in a cool, dry place

Tea bags (Lipton)
Use within 2 years of opening the package

Tuna, canned
Unopened: 1 year from purchase date
Opened: 3 to 4 days, not stored in can

Soy sauce, bottled
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: 3 months (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Vinegar
42 months

Wine (red, white)
Unopened: 3 years from vintage date; 20 to 100 years for fine wines
Opened: 1 week refrigerated and corked

Worcestershire sauce
Unopened: 5 to 10 years (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)
Opened: 2 years

Tearing My Hair Out!

My Mistake-Your Opportunity

This was not supposed to be Best Offer item, but Ebay will not let me revise it!

So if you are quick and make a reasonable offer then I guess you can have it.



 A few of my eBay items - qsell
Moisturizing Vanilla Lip Balm

Ebay Broken Again!

What's up with Ebay now

I have tried to revise an item and after I put in the changes it tells me feature not available
and that the changes I am making caused an error.

Says click continue to fix error.... and that takes me to a list your item page

Geez

Things i've Learned From Children

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 3 year old child's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When you hear the toilet flush along with the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke (and lots of it).

A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

Certain Lego blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.

Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

Super glue is forever.

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

VCRs do not eject sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

You probably don't want to know what that smell is.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

Plastic toys do not like ovens.

The fire department in my town has a 5 minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does make cats dizzy, however.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


gurglefish In here please

Thought you would like this pic

New Look

What do you think?

Trying to get into the "spirit"

Why men are happy

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    * Your last name stays put.
    * The garage is all yours.
    * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    * Chocolate is just another snack.
    * You can never be pregnant.
    * You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    * You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    * Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    * The world is your urinal.
    * You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    * Wrinkles add character.
    * Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
    * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    * One mood all the time.
    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    * You know stuff about tanks.
    * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    * You can open all your own jars.
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    * If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    * Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    * You almost never have strap problems in public.
    * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    * Everything on your face stays its original color.
    * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    * You only have to shave your face and neck.
    * You can play with toys all your life.
    * Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    * One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    * You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    * You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!

Yummys For Holiday Parties

GRRR Ebay... be careful all

If you go to relist items and as you go through the process it tells you it could not list the items
(with about 3 or 4 reasons... including the amount of listing time is no longer valid... gtc for store items)

Check first!

It told me this, but when I checked the items HAD relisted.

Whew, I could have ended up with a lot more fees than I wanted if I hadn't checked

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