Don't cry for me, except I could use something wet, because my town has a dirt football field.  I heard a competing school actually practiced on dirt so they could have a chance to win.  I love my lil town, so please no grass dontations at this time.

Wasn't that song by Sunny and Cher?  Just because it might be 100 degrees at 2:00 a.m. during summer months doesn't mean I can't survive.  The lizards, snakes and tarantulas do and change color to match the landscape, a nice warm tone of sandy brown, no grass, remember?  So people do recognize me.  That's okay, I'm hot most of the time, like HOT chick but definately in temperature only.  My town does become rather eventful during summer months, the tortoises can be seen above the ground.  Don't hate me because I'm tan.  You would be too if you lived where 118 are normal temperatures during the months of July and August.  The local water is brackish.  Don't drink this, it would burn going down and probably give you 1,000 times the daily normal salt intake for one individual.  We have many lakes here but don't bring your watercraft, these are all DRY lakes.  They mine dry chemicals in my town.  The dry lakes look like snow in the summer but the moisture is 0%.  Death Valley is an hour away, they set the heat record at 134 degrees years ago.  So see, 118 is truly mild summer heat.  Don't look for any fast food chain restaurant but you might find a nice ripe cactus apple if you look hard enough.  I've lived a lot of other places and my water bill has never been lower than here.  I might have to drink a lot to stay hydrated but watering the outside has never been a chore.  There is no grass and make sure you don't forget it.  So Fido, please don't kick sand in my eye, just go in the neighbor's cactus garden.  The vultures eat up all the road kill, no Cal Trans required.  Please, visit anytime, the surrounding mountains and desert landscape are absolutely gorgeous.  I've always been a HOT chick versus a cool fool.  So this HOT desert chick will keep you posted on local happenings.  Quick, LOOK, I just saw a raw egg cook on my sidewalk in less than a minute.  And you thought my town was lacking entertainment.