My friend Sue, from the United Kingdom, sent this to me for a laugh and it was so cute, I thought I would share it with all of you: 

 Imagine yourself to be the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! 

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY FAMILIAR WITH HOLY SCRIPTURE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST.

KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RE-TOUCHED OR CORRECTED.  INCORRECT SPEL LING HAS BEEN LEFT IN . 

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.

2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE.  NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK.  NOAH BUILT AND  ARK  AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 

3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 

4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIM SELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.

7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE  RED   SEA  WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS .

8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTER WARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO  MOUNT   CYANIDE  TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED  CANADA  .. THEN JOSHU A LED THE HEBREWS IN THE  BATTLE OF GERITOL ..

12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.

16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.

17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.

18.  ST. JOHN  THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.

19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BE FORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE..

20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE  TOMBSTONE  OFF THE ENTRANCE.

21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.

22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE A POSTLES.

23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN

24.  ST. PAUL  CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE. 

25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE . THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.

Hey...just checkin' in to see how your day is shaping up...

It is fabulous! It really does go on like a moisturizing cream and then blends into your skin. Your skin seems to absorb the cream and yet, at the same time, it converts to foundation. The result is a feeling that not only were you good to your skin...but you look great too!

I was so impressed with it recently, that after using it, I completely forgot to do the rest of my daily regime of eyeshadow and mascara. Around two in the afternoon, I happened to catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and realized I must have put on the Almay Smart Shade makeup, liked what I saw, and then got up and went to work. I felt like an idiot...

Think about it though, it's so good, you'll have to remind yourself to make sure you've put all your makeup on! 

One would think that with 20 years experience in stained glass that, I, of most people, would know that "all mirrors are not created equal" But, I was fooled into thinking a mirror is a mirror is a mirror... Not true at all!

I did know one thing though...I hated how I looked in my bathroom mirror. No matter what I wore, or did, when I looked into that bathroom vanity mirror I thought I saw 'fat and frumpy'...

Then, last year my husband Tim bought us a new bedroom set. A beautiful bedroom set... I was instantly taken with the dresser with the mirror. Somehow, in this mirror, I didn't look half bad...hmmm...

I would get dressed in the morning and in the bedroom mirror, I would think "Not bad..." Then, I'd walk into the bathroom and think "Ooh...not good" and then go change my clothes. Slowly, over a few months and a few hundred clothing changes later, I began to realize the truth...

I'll tell you what...that bedroom mirror has given me confidence...made me like myself and my body for the first time in my life. Sure I have flaws...but I have some nice features too...It really was a terrific 'evolving' of my psyche...an awakening.

I've developed more self confidence in myself. And, I've learned that self confidence puts a spring in your step and a smile on your face. It makes you a better person...

And, that, my friends, is why every single woman across this great country of ours, should go out and buy a new mirror with the tax stimulus check...

If you don't realize your value, then no one else will...